bagmilk:

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

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nerdache-cakes:

All of you are wrong. The J in GIF is silent. Like in José.

Hif.

(Source: nerdachecakes, via spork)

nikolaecuza:

danosaurs-and-philions:

im a bad person who thinks bad thoughts like ‘ew what is that girl wearing’ and then remember that im supposed to be positive about all things and then think ‘no she can wear what she wants, fuck what other people say damn girl u look fabulous’ and im just a teeny bit hypocritical tbh

I was always taught by my mother, That the first thought that goes through your mind is what you have been conditioned to think. What you think next defines who you are.

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fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

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sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)
angrynerdyblogger:

gunsnbulletsnstuff:

I need this

imagine if someone robbed you of these and you’re just like “hahaha have fun with my snot rags you piece of shit”

masserror:

theatrefetish:

thegirlwithkittyears:

thegirlwithkittyears:

people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with

jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying

7:00 P.M.

AS IN THE FUCKING TIME

I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused

"Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”

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