avatarskorra:

jessica lange is hotter than me and she’s 64

(via pendents)

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

(via africandad)

baracknobama:

u still use a nokia?? haha loser btw how was bingo night did u remember to take ur medication? 

(Source: baracknobama, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

pemsylvania:

One time I laughed so hard at someone throwing up I threw up

(Source: pemsylvania, via humorking)

energises:

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hitlersbreastmilk:

imagine if u could hear ur hair growing

(Source: , via encourage)